Good: Muppet has no clue that boy dogs are supposed to lift their leg to potty.
Bad: He regularly pees on his front feet.
Good: Four more days till VEGAS!!
Bad: 104* fever, migraine, just took last codeine in the house.
Good: My kids love the Smurfs!
Bad: Daddy thought it would be a good idea to fill three DVD's with various episodes and set them to play one right after the other. La la lalala la, I'm going to rip my own head off.
Good: I got a blog post written today!
Bad: Dang, I'm kind of whiny, huh?