Vegas~ In Pictures: Totally Random Version

In reverse order of appearance.....

Whoa

 

I know, I know, her face is dirty and her hair desperately needs combed. But I can't take time to focus on those things because oh my gawd. When did Raegan become a girl? I mean, not a little girl, but an actual big grown up kid kind of girl? She just looks.......... well she sure isn't my little baby any more, is she? Beautiful.

Useless Knowledge

A man’s brain is only 2 percent of his body weight, while a woman’s brain makes up 2.5 percent of her body weight, a full 25 percent more.


I use my 25% to come up with fancy and interesting ways to complain.

Up and Down

Good: Muppet has no clue that boy dogs are supposed to lift their leg to potty.

Bad: He regularly pees on his front feet.


Good: Four more days till VEGAS!!

Bad: 104* fever, migraine, just took last codeine in the house.


Good: My kids love the Smurfs!

Bad: Daddy thought it would be a good idea to fill three DVD's with various episodes and set them to play one right after the other. La la lalala la, I'm going to rip my own head off.

Good: I got a blog post written today!

Bad: Dang, I'm kind of whiny, huh?

Lets Share, Shall We?

Mine: I am modest. On a long trip over the frozen pass, cars lined up for miles through the empty desolate mountain road because of the ice and snow. I have to pee. I really really have to pee. There are 10 foot snow drifts on either side of the road making our path a narrow walled in one, so there's no pulling over to go into the woods, not that that would have been possible because the standing snow on the ground was at least 5 feet deep. We were traveling in spurts, the line of cars would move ahead 30-40 feet, then stop for a few minutes, then move again. OMG did I have to pee!!!!! My mother was traveling with me in the passenger seat, my husband sitting in the back seat of my pickup. No chance of filling up a soda can. It finally came to the point where I didn't have a choice. I HAD to pee. NOW. So as soon as my line of cars stopped I hopped out and went to the front of my pickup, hidden between the front of mine and the back of the car stopped in front of me. And wouldn't you know it. I picked the ONE time that traffic would actually begin to move. The car in front of me started driving away. Like... away. And just my luck, a large pack of vehicles coming the other direction finally got through! So I'm squatting in front of the truck peeing, SO MUCH PEE that there is no way pinching it off could possibly happen. Cars behind me are starting to honk because WHY wasn't I driving forward? and I'm red-face-shamed peeing while a good 40 cars drive right by me going the other direction. In the middle of the day. An eye full for everyone.

Most. Embarrassing. Moment. Ever.

OK, your turn!

Park: Airplane

 

 

 

 

Emotional Ball of Goo

I do NOT know why. I have seen this clip a handfull of times over the last few weeks, and I really can NOT underatand my reaction to it.
Brings a smile to my heart and tears to my eye, an odd response to be sure. But it makes me happy, so I thought I'd share anyway!.

Snow Angels

An awesome online buddy of mine shipped me a package today, full of fun toys for the kids to play with.... but the biggest hit? The packing peanuts!! Thank you so much, Christina!!!

Whoa Nelly, Davinie Don't Read!

My son just peed in my daughters sippy cup, then dumped said curdled-pee loveliness on her bedroom floor.

Laughing maniacally the whole time.


~sigh~