March 06, 2007

A Wee Bit O' Math


I bounce an average of 100 times per minute.

A minumum of 1 hour per day. Every Day. For the last Nine Months

That's 1,620,000 Bounces.

Minimum.

Can someone please tell me why my ass doesn't look like Jane Fonda's?
Oh.




Nevermind.

4 comments:

Life Is Good said...

Now THAT'S FUNNY!

M3 said...

Heh!!!

The Writer said...

I think your ass doesn't look like hers because you lack the motivation required to be an anal commie diva who appears in public in spandex.

Imagine what you could do with that kind of inspiration!

Amber said...

This cracks me up by the way!