Nah, it only looks like that when I'm sitting down... but I'm gonna give a little WHOOP-WHOOP to BREASTFEEDING! I'm down in weight to what I was 6 years ago.. now my SHAPE is all shot to hell, but at least the SCALE loves me! Not exercising, per-sae. And I eat icecream just about every night, but somehow those breastfeeding calories are coming off off OFF! YAY! I may have to pump for the next 6 years to KEEP it off, but oh well!!!
Okay so I have contacted the local experts and I want you to know that non-touching inner thighs do not occur naturally and that they have contacted the local authorities to come and get you. They will be doing many scientific experiments on you as you are a freak of nature! Of course it should all go well except for the anal probing. You will be okay...just fantasize about Ben and Jerry's it will be over before you know it.
PS Congrats...but did you have to brag about it? Now I have to go eat more chocolate and think about how I can't remember the last time that my thighs didn't touch!
MMMMMMM... Anal Probing.... I'd be MORE happy if they didn't touch when I WALKED, but that has never happened in my whole life, so I will be happy with the ILLUSION of non-touching thighs whilst sitting with my knees up. Cheating, I know, but I'll take what I can get.....
Yay for you! Congrats, skinny lady. I think a dose of Ben & Jerry's every night is healthy. LOL I can sympathize about the shape issue...I look like I have a bowling ball in my shirt these days!
That's awesome!! I'm very proud of you and I know you must be super excited. I had to check since it worked for you.......but I won't share the results.
Oh damn, I got all excited when I read your comment about sitting with your knees up, and thought hey maybe mine didn't touch anymore either if I sat like that. So I threw my laptop on the floor and tried it out. And they still touch!! Ugh. Off to console myself with some chocolate... ;-)
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I'm so jealous!! ;-) That's really cool though, I guess that Ben and Jerry's ice cream from a few posts back wasn't so bad after all!
Nah, it only looks like that when I'm sitting down... but I'm gonna give a little WHOOP-WHOOP to BREASTFEEDING! I'm down in weight to what I was 6 years ago.. now my SHAPE is all shot to hell, but at least the SCALE loves me! Not exercising, per-sae. And I eat icecream just about every night, but somehow those breastfeeding calories are coming off off OFF! YAY! I may have to pump for the next 6 years to KEEP it off, but oh well!!!
Okay so I have contacted the local experts and I want you to know that non-touching inner thighs do not occur naturally and that they have contacted the local authorities to come and get you. They will be doing many scientific experiments on you as you are a freak of nature!
Of course it should all go well except for the anal probing. You will be okay...just fantasize about Ben and Jerry's it will be over before you know it.
PS Congrats...but did you have to brag about it? Now I have to go eat more chocolate and think about how I can't remember the last time that my thighs didn't touch!
MMMMMMM... Anal Probing....
I'd be MORE happy if they didn't touch when I WALKED, but that has never happened in my whole life, so I will be happy with the ILLUSION of non-touching thighs whilst sitting with my knees up. Cheating, I know, but I'll take what I can get.....
Yay for you! Congrats, skinny lady. I think a dose of Ben & Jerry's every night is healthy. LOL I can sympathize about the shape issue...I look like I have a bowling ball in my shirt these days!
That's awesome!! I'm very proud of you and I know you must be super excited. I had to check since it worked for you.......but I won't share the results.
I'm too damn scared of that anal probe.
Oh damn, I got all excited when I read your comment about sitting with your knees up, and thought hey maybe mine didn't touch anymore either if I sat like that. So I threw my laptop on the floor and tried it out. And they still touch!! Ugh. Off to console myself with some chocolate... ;-)
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