I've decided it's official. I have big floppy pendulious boobs. Yes. PENDULIOUS. I was sitting here, typing away at an e-mail, when I had an itch on my tummy. I scratched, and that's when I realized that my boob had fallen out the bottom of my bra. OUT THE BOTTOM. And of course, the other, smaller sibling was sitting nicely on the her side. I am so disappointed in their preformance thus far. The big flappy one never sits where I put her, and she is constantly pulling the "V" of my v-neck shirts over to her side, the attention whore. "look at me! look at me! I'm MUCH bigger and flappier then HER"
UGH.
So I have decided that when I'm done feeding my babies, I'm replacing the disobedient girls with some well behaved new ones. Both the same size, even. Won't that be nice?
That's funny enough that I had to read it to Steve. I wouldn't know anything about that. :)
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ReplyDeleteThat beats the cinnamon rolls I had!
Isn't it fun!!
Mom
I am trying to picture breasts in the shape of cinnamon rolls. Does she mean.... that you roll them up and put them in a bra, or that she was a slight lumpy with goo on top?
ReplyDeleteGoo on top.... oh that's good!
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